Just because I haven't submitted anything in a million years XP Blame this hideous company that makes me busy! XD Yes a stupid retarded little comic about my lame ass job at AMC movie theatres I want to quit but can't yet ;___; And yes, all of these situations have actually happened to me in the past XD;; And I should do another one too >_> I barely scratched the surface as to what sucks about working there XD

Yes I did slice my finger open on the HOT DOG grill, it has a sort of raw edge of metal along the bottom of it XD;;
Yes there was a woman I ushered with one night who did nothing but ramble about how much her life sucks, and there's a guy who was telling me about how he lives in his car, and many MAAANY other sob stories
YES I have been held hostage there past 2 AM >_O
Yes there was a man who waddled in and bellowed at me that it smelled like crap in there XD;
And yes, closing concession is subjected to white glove checks of all the equipment in the concession area before they can go home x_X!!
And yes, I like being reminded why I go to college... TO GET A BETTER JOB THAN THAT XD;;;;